Jasdero Goes to KFCHere we are, hii! Jasdero yelled, poking the chicken on top of his head and flinging open the doors to the greasy restaurant with his free hand. Food time! What do you want, hii?!
The chicken clucked.
Ignoring what-the-hell stares, Jasdero ran up to the counter, grabbed the chicken from off his head and. We want food, hii!
Uh ? What food? The cashier was already starting to look annoyed.
What do you have here, hii?!
The cashier gave him a blank stare. Oh. Here at KFC-Kentucky Fried CHICKEN ? God. I dont know.
Um Jasdero looked up. Fish..?
NO. The cashiers eye twitched. We serve chicken. CHICKEN.
Jasdero sat the chicken on the cash register. Mkay! Serve him then! He wants chicken seedwell done, hii!
We do not ASSIST to chicken! We KILL them, FRY them in artery clogging ACID and FEE
Noah Road Trip Chapter UNOThe Earl had been talking about this for a long time. No one ever took him seriously; he had merely hinted at the fact that he wanted to go. So when the Earl said those five words, everyone was stunned.
Were going on a vacation~!
The Noah wouldve rather heard him say, Im not fat Im pregnant!
Vacation it was.
What?! Tyki jumped up, causing the cigarette he was smoking to fall out of his mouth and onto Sherrills leg.
H-Hot! Sherrill jumped out of his seat and started jumping around.
Tyki ignored his brother and threw his arms up. Youre freaking KIDDING me?! A road trip with He glanced at the rest of the family. THEM?!
Yes, Tyki. A trip with them. The Earl nodded. Itll be a great time for family bonding.
Tyki flopped back down in his chair. Oh god
The Earl turned to the rest of the Noah. Now, youre probabl